How to lose hours, effortlessly
Thanks to Optimistic Reader, I've found a fabulous new way of procrastinating, and here are the results:
I quite like the idea of being a cult classic, but not the freaky fans bit. And I'm not sure I'm terribly campy, even though someone I worked with recently thought I should do her research interviews with the local LGB group because "obviously" I have empathy. 'Scuse me?
Goodness. I must take a closer look at myself in the mirror.
How can I be a superhero if my method of transport is a moped? Whoever heard of superheros riding a moped? Can't I at least have a Norton Commando? Or a British Racing Green MG Midget (original design, not modern design)? At least I'm not a mangy ranger.
But if anyone would like to be seduced with classicly camp words by a manga on a moped, drop me a line, and i'll see what I can do.
| The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic |
 Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski |
I quite like the idea of being a cult classic, but not the freaky fans bit. And I'm not sure I'm terribly campy, even though someone I worked with recently thought I should do her research interviews with the local LGB group because "obviously" I have empathy. 'Scuse me?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer |
 You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! |
Goodness. I must take a closer look at myself in the mirror.
| Your Superhero Profile |
 Your Superhero Name is The Manga Ranger Your Superpower is Cybernetics Your Weakness is Handshakes Your Weapon is Your Grenade Club Your Mode of Transportation is Moped |
How can I be a superhero if my method of transport is a moped? Whoever heard of superheros riding a moped? Can't I at least have a Norton Commando? Or a British Racing Green MG Midget (original design, not modern design)? At least I'm not a mangy ranger.
But if anyone would like to be seduced with classicly camp words by a manga on a moped, drop me a line, and i'll see what I can do.
posted by Sal at
11:19 pm
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I'm feeling very pleased with myself for sucking another hard-working writer into hours of procrastination on blogthings. It's great to have company! ;-)
Don't forget that moped will have a big red button next to which are the words "Do not press".
You know what happens when there is a label like that :)
Oh dear... My life is most like a Black Comedy!
A cybernetics superpower lets me get into The Matrix and muck about with stuff. I hope so, anyway, cos then I get to kick ass just like Trinity (even though English people really shouldn't be allowed to utter phrases like "kick ass" without having the piss taken out of them).
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