Friday, August 04, 2006

How to lose hours, effortlessly

Thanks to Optimistic Reader, I've found a fabulous new way of procrastinating, and here are the results:

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

I quite like the idea of being a cult classic, but not the freaky fans bit. And I'm not sure I'm terribly campy, even though someone I worked with recently thought I should do her research interviews with the local LGB group because "obviously" I have empathy. 'Scuse me?

Your Seduction Style: The Charmer

You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.

You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.

By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.

And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

Goodness. I must take a closer look at myself in the mirror.

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Manga Ranger
Your Superpower is Cybernetics
Your Weakness is Handshakes
Your Weapon is Your Grenade Club
Your Mode of Transportation is Moped

How can I be a superhero if my method of transport is a moped? Whoever heard of superheros riding a moped? Can't I at least have a Norton Commando? Or a British Racing Green MG Midget (original design, not modern design)? At least I'm not a mangy ranger.

But if anyone would like to be seduced with classicly camp words by a manga on a moped, drop me a line, and i'll see what I can do.


Blogger Optimistic_Reader said...

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9:57 am  
Blogger Optimistic_Reader said...

I'm feeling very pleased with myself for sucking another hard-working writer into hours of procrastination on blogthings. It's great to have company! ;-)

9:58 am  
Blogger Chris (UK Scriptwriter) said...

Don't forget that moped will have a big red button next to which are the words "Do not press".

You know what happens when there is a label like that :)

10:17 pm  
Blogger Stacie said...

Oh dear... My life is most like a Black Comedy!

4:35 pm  
Blogger Viv said...

And what the heck does a cybernetics superpower let you do??

4:26 pm  
Blogger Sal said...

A cybernetics superpower lets me get into The Matrix and muck about with stuff. I hope so, anyway, cos then I get to kick ass just like Trinity (even though English people really shouldn't be allowed to utter phrases like "kick ass" without having the piss taken out of them).

8:47 pm  

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